NERD TEST! WOO!

Someone I know made up this checklist when she was bored; all the ones in bold apply to me. (This is really sad.)

You might be a nerd if…
---your best subject in school is math. (it used to be)
---you know from memory the last three digits of your GPA. (both w/ weight and w/o it)
---you LOVE sci-fi.
---you know at least the first 9 digits of pi.
---you can spell unusually well.
---you have won either won the Spelling Bee, Geography Bee, the science fair, or a math competition. (I've won a couple math competitions and, for the Scripps spelling bee, went to the sectionals twice, which is the one that determines whether you go to D.C. or not - I was 5 PLACES AWAY from going!!!!! :( )
---you know everything there is to know about computers.
---you wear glasses. (Well...not as much as I am supposed to...)
---you learn other languages in your spare time. (HECK YEAH! GO KOREAN AND JAPANESE!)
---getting a B-anything is horrible. (OMG YES!!!!)
---you are a social outcast. (I feel like it a lot, anyway, although I doubt it's because I'm a nerd..)
---you own a graphing calculator. ( I will for AP Stat.)
---you are in the top ten percent of your class. (This one's stupid. So many kids can cruise on by with slacker courses and be in the top ten percent. Seriously.)
---George W. Bush greatly annoys you. (Not quite. :P)
---you have messy handwriting and are not very organized.
---you read the book to every book made into a movie.
---you constantly hunt for scholarships.
---your hangout is at the library. (It used to be in middle school, anyway.)
---you can calculate how much change you get back when you go places. (Well, this is necessary to make sure they aren't trying to pull one on you.)
---you have an unhealthy obsession with video games.
---you know all fifty state capitals. (I've known them since I was five and my dad had this computer game where you type in the name of the capital for the given state and it says "Congratulations!" once you get them all. Yes, I was five. So what?)
---you know all of the Presidents in order. (INTERDISC!)
---your childhood hero is Bill Nye the Science Guy. (OMG! I would come home every day and watch it on PBS at 4:00 or 4:30 - don't remember exactly when... I loved Zoom, too. Really good PBS shows. :P)
---you were a member of the chess club or speech team in high school.
---you have ever attempted to read the dictionary.
---you constantly play games on your graphing calculator in the middle of class.
---you have no athletic ability whatsoever. (unless dance counts)
---you make up your own clubs with your friends.
---you have an unhealthy obsession with duct tape.
---you are obsessed with crossword puzzles. (OMG! I can finish one of those faster than ANYONE. I beat everyone else during my 8th grade birthday party, and my mom had to say, "Well, honey, you're the birthday girl. You can't win any prizes.")
---you took more than the required credits for math and science. (Heck, there are a lot of people who will never take physics. And to that, I say, "Good choice." It ruined my GPA first semester. And I STILL feel like a slacker for not taking Calc. *sigh*)
---you are considered weird by your peers. (I don't know about this one.)
---you thought Napoleon Dynamite was disgraceful.
---you use bumpers while you’re bowling. (Not yet, but that gives me ideas...)

Who wants to take a stab at this?


Boggs: The chat's a mistake. Hmm. Kinda like when you have sex and don't use protection?
Amaris: EVAN!
Boggs: Yes? Was I not supposed to tell everyone our secret?