Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
YAY! It's the 200th post of Sushi! And we (meaning Sarah and Ashley) are getting ready for Homecoming! We meant to post this before, but it's been a long hectic week and such.... and on top of that, Ashley's computer is broken. That makes us sad. RIP Ashley's Computer and Ashley's Computer #2.
*narrator voice* Previously on Oh, My Aching Sushi:
Saturday May 8, 2004: A blog was born. One of the most interesting and highly controversial blogs on the interweb. The founders? Three highly intellectual, fabulous, amazing, friendly, wonderful, and, of course, GORGEOUS (beyond all belief) young ladies by the names of Sarah, Ashley, and Jane. Need we say more? We could, ya know. These three young ladies were followed by their equally beautiful, but not as amazing, partners in crime, YouNa, Alison, and Olivia. Their very bootyliscious male counterpart has not yet joined. To him, this narrator says, Join! (Who wouldn't want to join these foxy ladies?)
May 18th, 2004: Ashley turned 16, and there was a fabulously planned party awaiting her.
May 28th, 2004: A mere 10 days after she turned 16, Ashley's Uncle Ray died.
May 29th, 2004: Ashley and her boyfriend celebrated their 6-month anniversary. Aw!
June 5th, 2004: Sarah left the group to venture off to California, not knowing if she'd ever return from the Land of Asians. The trip was long and complex, as is for any hitchhiker. But upon reaching her promised land, she found that all the rumors of shopping and celebrities were accurate.
June 13th, 2004: Sarah willingly returned home, for she felt guilty leaving her baby blog in the hands of her friends and enemies. *scary music*
June 15th, 2004: Jane celebrated her 16th birthday, without her wonderful, fabulous, and gorgeous OMAS crew by her side.
June 25, 2004: Sarah celebrated her 16th birthday, with her beautiful OMAS crew. Or partial OMAS crew. And Jonah. And Nathan. And Marten.
June 30th, 2004: Evan, who has yet to join these sexy women - and this narrator REALLY encourages him to - turned 18. Alas, Sarah also departed for St. Louis this fine day.
July 10th, 2004: A sneaky and wonderfully planned party for Sarah's 16th birthday was executed. Many a person attended, and fun was had by all. Jonah came.
August 5th, 2004: The OMAS crew tearfully sent off Jane and Alison. They have gone to a better place, or maybe not. Who's to say if Indiana Academy is better than LN?
August 9th, 2004: Sarah went under the knife....sorta. Her kidney broke and she needed to fix it with a horribly painful, tedious surgery that lasted hours and hours on end. Or not.
August 11th, 2004: Jane and Alison started at the Academy. This narrator is so proud. They grow up so quickly, don't they? *sniffle* Anyone have a Kleenex?
August 17th, 2004: Classes commenced at Lawrence North. Ugh.
August 24th, 2004: The long romance of Ashley and Nathan came to an end. Tearfully, they departed from one another. Someone will soon catch the eye of our fair maiden. Only when she tells him, he doesn't understand. She tells him Thursday, October 7th. She will soon beat him viciously over the head with an OBVIOUS stick, because Sarah has in fact given her permission. (So basically, if you remember her telling you that you know that she likes you, right? Watch out.)
September 10th, 2004: A long awaited romance blossomed between Sarah and Jonah. All this narrator has to say is AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she thinks that she is not alone in what she says about the adorable couple.
October 1, 2004: The romance is taken to a new level when the psuedo boyfriend and girlfriend actually finally become such. AWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *sniffles* They're all growing up before my very eyes! Next will be college for the couple!!! Or marriage! Or babies! The little oiseaux d'amours…
October 7th, 2004: See August 24th.
That brings us up to Present Day. And the day of the stolen dress… bum-bum-buuuuummmmmmm!
*narrator voice returns* It all started weeks ago. Homecoming was coming. Sarah needed to find a dress. Not just any dress mind you- it had to be the dress. A perfect dress for a perfect evening. After much hard-core shopping, she found it. It was the perfect shape and fit beautifully. She looked like an angel….maybe a princess…it’s hard to tell. At least a fairy. Or a goddess, which was Jane’s opinion. Yes, a goddess. She was a goddess.
So the day of homecoming the fairy/princess/angel/goddess took forever and a half to get herself and her friend, La Belle Fille, ready for the beautiful ball. She felt wonderful. She knew that she was the most gorgeous one there in the most origi…then she saw her. There was a FRESHMAN wearing the same dress!
“Woe is me!” exclaimed she. “Many hours did I spend, looking, searching, seeking a dress, and now! Look! ‘Tis stolen by the blonde freshman! What ever shall I do?!” Her beautiful friend reassured her, saying, “But think about it! She doesn’t look as fair as you! And her shoes! Not nearly so lavish and excellently matched as yours!” She accepted these truths and had a wonderful time at the ball, although her prince charming did not show up. Fin.
*narrator voice* Previously on Oh, My Aching Sushi:
Saturday May 8, 2004: A blog was born. One of the most interesting and highly controversial blogs on the interweb. The founders? Three highly intellectual, fabulous, amazing, friendly, wonderful, and, of course, GORGEOUS (beyond all belief) young ladies by the names of Sarah, Ashley, and Jane. Need we say more? We could, ya know. These three young ladies were followed by their equally beautiful, but not as amazing, partners in crime, YouNa, Alison, and Olivia. Their very bootyliscious male counterpart has not yet joined. To him, this narrator says, Join! (Who wouldn't want to join these foxy ladies?)
May 18th, 2004: Ashley turned 16, and there was a fabulously planned party awaiting her.
May 28th, 2004: A mere 10 days after she turned 16, Ashley's Uncle Ray died.
May 29th, 2004: Ashley and her boyfriend celebrated their 6-month anniversary. Aw!
June 5th, 2004: Sarah left the group to venture off to California, not knowing if she'd ever return from the Land of Asians. The trip was long and complex, as is for any hitchhiker. But upon reaching her promised land, she found that all the rumors of shopping and celebrities were accurate.
June 13th, 2004: Sarah willingly returned home, for she felt guilty leaving her baby blog in the hands of her friends and enemies. *scary music*
June 15th, 2004: Jane celebrated her 16th birthday, without her wonderful, fabulous, and gorgeous OMAS crew by her side.
June 25, 2004: Sarah celebrated her 16th birthday, with her beautiful OMAS crew. Or partial OMAS crew. And Jonah. And Nathan. And Marten.
June 30th, 2004: Evan, who has yet to join these sexy women - and this narrator REALLY encourages him to - turned 18. Alas, Sarah also departed for St. Louis this fine day.
July 10th, 2004: A sneaky and wonderfully planned party for Sarah's 16th birthday was executed. Many a person attended, and fun was had by all. Jonah came.
August 5th, 2004: The OMAS crew tearfully sent off Jane and Alison. They have gone to a better place, or maybe not. Who's to say if Indiana Academy is better than LN?
August 9th, 2004: Sarah went under the knife....sorta. Her kidney broke and she needed to fix it with a horribly painful, tedious surgery that lasted hours and hours on end. Or not.
August 11th, 2004: Jane and Alison started at the Academy. This narrator is so proud. They grow up so quickly, don't they? *sniffle* Anyone have a Kleenex?
August 17th, 2004: Classes commenced at Lawrence North. Ugh.
August 24th, 2004: The long romance of Ashley and Nathan came to an end. Tearfully, they departed from one another. Someone will soon catch the eye of our fair maiden. Only when she tells him, he doesn't understand. She tells him Thursday, October 7th. She will soon beat him viciously over the head with an OBVIOUS stick, because Sarah has in fact given her permission. (So basically, if you remember her telling you that you know that she likes you, right? Watch out.)
September 10th, 2004: A long awaited romance blossomed between Sarah and Jonah. All this narrator has to say is AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she thinks that she is not alone in what she says about the adorable couple.
October 1, 2004: The romance is taken to a new level when the psuedo boyfriend and girlfriend actually finally become such. AWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *sniffles* They're all growing up before my very eyes! Next will be college for the couple!!! Or marriage! Or babies! The little oiseaux d'amours…
October 7th, 2004: See August 24th.
That brings us up to Present Day. And the day of the stolen dress… bum-bum-buuuuummmmmmm!
*narrator voice returns* It all started weeks ago. Homecoming was coming. Sarah needed to find a dress. Not just any dress mind you- it had to be the dress. A perfect dress for a perfect evening. After much hard-core shopping, she found it. It was the perfect shape and fit beautifully. She looked like an angel….maybe a princess…it’s hard to tell. At least a fairy. Or a goddess, which was Jane’s opinion. Yes, a goddess. She was a goddess.
So the day of homecoming the fairy/princess/angel/goddess took forever and a half to get herself and her friend, La Belle Fille, ready for the beautiful ball. She felt wonderful. She knew that she was the most gorgeous one there in the most origi…then she saw her. There was a FRESHMAN wearing the same dress!
“Woe is me!” exclaimed she. “Many hours did I spend, looking, searching, seeking a dress, and now! Look! ‘Tis stolen by the blonde freshman! What ever shall I do?!” Her beautiful friend reassured her, saying, “But think about it! She doesn’t look as fair as you! And her shoes! Not nearly so lavish and excellently matched as yours!” She accepted these truths and had a wonderful time at the ball, although her prince charming did not show up. Fin.
12 Comments:
At 12:05 PM,
chopstick_gurl said…
Might I add that most of this was written at about 1 in the morning by Ash? Hehe... You can tell which parts she put in there. :)
And no, Ash, no babies. Yet. :P
At 6:14 PM,
Jonah Comstock said…
Well, the relationship, hitherto blog-silent, has finally been mentioned on a blog. This means something, though I have no idea what.
At 5:23 PM,
chopstick_gurl said…
Relationship? What relationship??
At 5:25 PM,
Jade said…
BOO!!! Jane's coming to get u!!! HEHEHEHEHEE!!!!
At 12:26 PM,
Evey said…
I'll take Evan's spot!
urhg... Now you have add October 11 :'(
At 6:39 PM,
chopstick_gurl said…
October 10th, Evie. :(
At 11:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
Well, that was certainly one way of putting your foot in it! (referring to Jonah's comment) I like Jonah, I really do (and that seems to be an unpopular stance around you lot), but that comment was just....yeah. *le sigh*
At 11:38 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ah, the two hundredth post of OMAS. 'Tis a glorious thing, indeed. You are to be most commended, oh great narrator! Your style is most pleasing; your substance, impeccable; your choice of formats (using a narrator and a list of many auspicious dates) is most laudable. In fact, I think you should use "higher" style more often. Or perhaps I should join and do that for you. ;) Well, "Their very bootyliscious male counterpart has not yet joined. To him, this narrator says, Join! (Who wouldn't want to join these foxy ladies?)" was a very nice touch, indeed. Oh! Re: Oct 9--Sarah, I'm sure you were without a doubt the best dressed, most stunning, most intelligent, nicest, and skinniest fairy/princess/angel/goddess at the "ball." (Ash/Jane: Feed her!! More chocolate!!) :-P Oh, one last thing: Jane, Ali, and Olivia--post more often! Or at the very least talk to me more often. Ashley and Sarah are, you know, so boring and mundane. It's very tiresome. ;)
--Your humble servant,
The Boggsey
At 7:18 AM,
La belle fille said…
Hello! Boring? Mundane? I wrote that 200th post! You're evil! And mean! And whoever keeps posting without terlling us who it is, although I think I know, I'd rather you leave a name so that OTHERS know, please?? And, yes, Boggs, you should join. We want you to! Please! Join! Look, you're making me, LBF, plead! Well, I will talk to you later!
At 12:29 PM,
chopstick_gurl said…
Boring and mundane? Grrr... *shakes fist at Teh Boggsey* I mean, while it's true, you forgot to put "gorgeous" in there. (You know, gorgeous, boring, and mundane? :P) And let's think of the current situation positively: you and Jane have less competition for me!
And, on a different note, thanks go out to Boggs, Ash, Jane, and Evie. I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!
At 6:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
Actually, Ash, the post above mine was mine. I just figured I'd separate it. Don't ask. Mmm.
Sarah--we love you too, even if you are boring and mundane. :-P I guess your radiant beauty makes up for it. (hey, nothing wrong with sucking up to my future Model UN partner! w00t to awesome MUN partners!)
At 6:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oops. Yeah, I forgot to label that last post. So just imagine that there's a little "--Teh Boggsey" at the end of it. Thank you.
--Teh Boggsey
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